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Royal Dutch Shell 

Largest oil company in the world (as of 2010; in 2009, it was #2). Sales in 2009 were $285 billion. Worldwide proved reserves of 14.1 billion barrels of oil equivalent. Most of the oil giant's crude is produced in Nigeria, Oman, the UK, and the USA. Shell is also investing heavily in the Athabasca Oil Sands Project, which converts oil sands in Alberta to synthetic crude oil. The company operates 44,000 gas stations (the world's largest retail fuel network) in more than 80 countries.

Shell is implicated in exploitation and support for dictatorships in Nigeria, Angola, and elsewhere. It operates a huge, stunningly toxic facility in the Niger River Delta, but provides almost no compensation to the Ogoni people. In 1994, Ogoni activist Ken Saro-Wiwa was arrested for allegedly inciting violence against Shell staff and executed, along with 8 other Ogoni.
Royal Dutch Shell is, like BP, p.l.c. and Exxon Mobil, very large, very old, and very evil. It is based in the Hague--ironically enough, near the International Court of Justice.
Royal Dutch Shell by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010

liverpool fc 

the best team in the premier league with great players like: mo salah, virgil van dijk and roberto firmino.
why are these liverpool fc definitions created in the 2000's?
liverpool fc by plscommitdie February 7, 2021
shaniac is a term coined by Shane Madej in an episode of the web series Buzzfeed Unsolved, and refers to fans of the show that agree with him in the answer to the question "are ghosts real?" and is the opposite of a boogara. If a person claims to be a shaniac, it means they are inherently skeptical of most things and don't believe in ghosts, demons, etc.
person: was that a ghost?

shanic: no way man, I'm a shaniac, this is all bullshit
shaniac by maggieelizabethh January 28, 2021
dude fucking a dude is super sus
sus by xdfghjkl;'xcvghjklvbn December 6, 2021

Find the Sea Cucumber 

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.
Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!
Find the Sea Cucumber by Sanjiia November 11, 2009
Heylin would rather eat steak with her friends instead of eating noodles with her family... Sell out! Although, she is a very helpful, smart, beautiful girl who has a lot going for her. Also, very talented and can achieve anything she puts her mind to. Very shy, but she can be outgoing once she gets to know you, embarrassed of her parents. She never complains or gives up on anything. She always thinks she’s better than you, or like you owe her something. Heylin has attitude, but you gotta love her because she got heart. And she loves chocolate!!! And can sleep for days. If you’d ask me, I think she was that Pokémon, Drowsy. Very special girl, one of a kind.
Girl 1: I’m having such a bad day
Heylin: Why have a bad day, when you got CHoColAte!!!
Heylin by Anon.E December 15, 2019
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