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Urban Dictionary

the saddest word in the english language
we almost made it
it almost happened
almost by colin zhangy November 21, 2019

Toe-in-the-butt 

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.
Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.

clit goblin

A bull dyke who flocks to gay bars seeking any sort of vaginal intimacy from another bull dyke.
Dyke 1 : I saw Lisa at "Diva's" last night

Dyke 2 : I KNOW! she is quite the clit goblin
clit goblin by Aero the Sparrow January 7, 2006

hoik out 

occurence of "hoik out" :

"They shaved all my hair off and then hoiked out half of my brain" (William Boyd, Ordinary thunderstorms- Bloomsbury p.382)
"He had hoiked The Dog out of the hole" (William Boyd, Ordinary thunderstorms -p. 390)
hoik out by Fried frog October 6, 2010
sunflower seed brand, they come in sunflower and pumpkin seeds.
what do you keep spitting out?

spitz sunflower shells, im eatin sunflower seeds.
spitz by chuck12345 January 2, 2009

pictoral anal 

when you shove a picture frame up someones ass
ADRIENNE: hey mary do you think you have seen all of the crazy sex analogies out there
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!
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