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Urban Dictionary

papercum 

1. Paper made from cum;
2. Sticky substance that is not liquid;
3. unique; white; weird;
4. misspelled form of 'paper cut'
5. used to describe something ghey or lame or weird;
Don't be such a papercum.

Fear my papercum!

Netherlands 

An innuendo for a the sexual reproductive organs.
Johnny: Oh man I'm gonna get put the old of staff of life right in Sarah's Netherlands tonight!
Netherlands by TheBerries October 22, 2014
always going back to bad relationships or friendships .
random : yo you know ruth ?
other random : yea she’s literally the definition of toxic !
toxic by ahaha99 October 18, 2020

demi-dick-citable 

Not being interested in dick-pics unless you have a close, personal connection with it.
"I'm getting to a point with my sex-friend where I'm absolutely demi-dick-citable when he sends me dick-pics."
Smoke A Blunt; Smoking A Blunt
Lets go SAB!,
Time to SAB,
Yo all Andrew's away message says is "SAB!" what does that mean??? Are you stupid??? Hes off smoking a blunt!
SAB by aevtcn26 June 4, 2008
(Masturbation Induced Arthritis) An acute inflamation and/or repetetive motion injury in the wrist and forearms, caused by severe repetetive self pleasuring masturbatory episodes. Usually occurs in teenage to young adult males.

Severe cases require patient to avoid any and all sexual stimulation. Very often mistaken or misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome or tendenitus, or tennis elbow.
I can't play hockey today cuz my "M.I.A." is acting up.
M.I.A. by handydandypandy August 1, 2011