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Urban Dictionary

The opposite of Lolicon an Okaacon has an interest in older women with motherly qualities. The word comes from okaasan which is mother in japanese and complex which is shortened to con. Usually the women are older this can be an older sister or woman who are Busty and have a Bigg Ass. In anime they usually are either really sluty older woman or a Housewife in art. This can be in art or in real life though usually is found in the anime community much like its opposite Lolicon which is found mostly in the anime community.
Guy A "Gotta love a loli. Hope the police dont find my collection LOL"
Guy B"Man, i'm a okaacon i don't like loli. Also i won't get arrested at any moment..."
Okaacon by LargeButtman September 4, 2016

fuckduckulous 

1. (adj.) So absurd that it can only be compared to a hobo sexually assaulting a water fowl. 2. (n) A decorative cup.
This dictionary is fuckduckulously fuckduckulous!
fuckduckulous by Xionc February 22, 2006

The Dolan Twins 

The Dolan Twins are supper hot and love all there fans
I watch The Dolan Twins every Tuesday they are 18 and have already been on tv won a bunch of rewords and been on a 42 show world tour. They deserve nothing but love. And their jaw line don't get me started on their jaw lines. If you need them they are always there.

Spacetime-Probability Consciousness

The state of being aware not just of your existence in this particular spacetime-probability coordinate, but of the fact that you exist across all coordinates simultaneously. True five-dimensional consciousness means recognizing that the "you" experiencing this moment is just one branch of an infinite multiversal self, and that every choice you could have made is being made by another version of you somewhere in probability-space. This realization is either profoundly liberating (nothing matters, all versions exist) or deeply unsettling (I am responsible for infinite versions of myself, and some of them are terrible people). Most people spend their lives avoiding this realization, which is why they stick to three-dimensional thinking and refuse to contemplate the parallel versions of themselves that are currently making better life choices.
Example: "After a meditation retreat focused on spacetime-probability consciousness, he returned convinced that he was simultaneously a billionaire, a homeless person, a famous artist, and a guy who never left his parents' basement. His friends asked which version they were currently talking to. He said 'the one who still owes me twenty bucks from last week,' which narrowed it down considerably."

coolhizz 

Coolhizz (meaning). edgy and mischievous.
Oh my She’s coolhizz
coolhizz by Wet shitt February 19, 2022

Keyshia Cole 

Someone who has managed to become successful in spite of their troublesome background.

The most successful person in a highly dysfunctional family.
If someone who you knew came from a rough life, managed to become successful and a positive influence in society, you would say that they did a Keyshia Cole.

If you feel like your family is always bugging you for money or material goods because they know or think you have the means to do it, you may say that you feel like the Keyshia Cole of your family.
Keyshia Cole by Ms_Janell March 24, 2008

german beer 

when you are balls deep in a girl you piss in her and then grab a cup and catch the piss in it and then drink it
last night was the greatest german beer i ever had
german beer by wingman21 February 4, 2009
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