crackwatch people
Idiots spending all their time waiting for gamecracks.. all day all night waitin for new cracks, nolifers, wastemen
crackwatch people by Jesusstyckaren January 22, 2020
Urban Dictionary
Random Jerk Theory
Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)
"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."
Random Jerk Theory by M.N.J. & V.A. March 4, 2004
Artisisst
The sacred art of turning every little passing thought into a moment of self glorification, while insisting the world just doesn't "get it".
Artisisst by Nununuqana November 23, 2024
Silicon
The second most common substance found on the earth's crust, making up 25% of the earths crust by mass*,
Silicon is the best semiconductor/dielectric, this has resulted in it being used primarily in computing: motherboards, graphics cards, smart-phones, t.v's, microwaves, blenders, cars...etc. Silicon is simply a common metalloids/rock extracted from the earths crust, and sold to you by a company.
it was first discovered in 1787, however christians were too busy killing everyone, for anyone to figure out how useful this rock really was.
In the future (when privacy becomes illegal) silicon chips will be implanted into the back of everyones hands, this chip is called the rfid. But until another catastrophe is upon us(orchestrated?) and people are convinced to sell their very last bit of freedom for safety, silicon will only make the headlines when its embedded into the tits, lips and arses of the overblown self-satisfying unnecessary celebrities.
*the first most common substance in the earths crust is oxygen
Silicon is the best semiconductor/dielectric, this has resulted in it being used primarily in computing: motherboards, graphics cards, smart-phones, t.v's, microwaves, blenders, cars...etc. Silicon is simply a common metalloids/rock extracted from the earths crust, and sold to you by a company.
it was first discovered in 1787, however christians were too busy killing everyone, for anyone to figure out how useful this rock really was.
In the future (when privacy becomes illegal) silicon chips will be implanted into the back of everyones hands, this chip is called the rfid. But until another catastrophe is upon us(orchestrated?) and people are convinced to sell their very last bit of freedom for safety, silicon will only make the headlines when its embedded into the tits, lips and arses of the overblown self-satisfying unnecessary celebrities.
*the first most common substance in the earths crust is oxygen