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Urban Dictionary

Knobba Dobbis 

The head of your dick stays swollen and the shaft is limp -- looking like a doorknob.
Knobba Dobbis is when you have so much sex in a dry vagina your dick stays swollen and the shaft is limp
Knobba Dobbis by tony mog June 18, 2009

thiccblind 

When someone thinks someone who is thicc is not thicc and someone that is a pancake is thicc.
Man1 : "Damn.. She's so thicc.."
Man2 : "Her?- dude I think you're Thiccblind"
Man1 : "No I am not!"
thiccblind by Lynxki March 5, 2019

Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.
Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.
The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows
My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.
dog shui by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Dirty keshan 

Having sex with a midget whilst you scream "heeelllppppp my meat!"
I heard someone doing the dirty keshan last night in the near by woods

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

Technically speaking, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is not a real word, but a fusion of multiple Latin terms. It is a synonym of silicosis. Silicosis is an interstitial lung disease caused by breathing in tiny bits of silica, a common mineral found in many types of rock and soil. Over time, exposure to silica particles causes permanent lung scarring, called pulmonary fibrosis… that’s got to hurt.
Person one: “Doctor, I have confirmed and I diagnose this patient with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”

Person two: “do you conquer Dr. Winsheston?”

Person 3: “Aye, I myself have seen the symptoms and MRIs. It’s definitely Silicosis, maybe even the variant: silicoproteinosis.”