Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder

Aunalii is one of the prettiest girls you’ll see, everybody wants her but nobody can have her.

The best gf anyone could possibly ask for their the most local, beautiful and caring person in the world

(adj) used (in certain places at least) to mean stingy in the very negative sense. Does not have to refer to money, but usually does. Usually used when the speaker is referring to someone else who has wronged him or her.

A secret society of men who in the normal course of life exude extreme masculine traits - whether desirable or not. These men truly believe that expressing these extreme macho, testosterone behaviors will quell their own insecurities. Metro-sexual men are banned from this society. You can tell a card holding "Man Clan" member by his disdain for the color pink, total avoidance of restaurants that serve quiche, the empty beer cans rolling around the bed of their truck, the implementation of "booger shooting" i.e. holding one nostril and rapidly exhaling through the nose instead of using a kleenex, the layer of grease under their nails, and the over-sized off road vehicles, not to mention the fact that they go out of their way to themselves and others to "prove" that they are the ultimate in masculinity. They will totally embrace irrational stubborn stupidity to preserve their man clan status.

dance where people let their bodies go completely limp and make themselves look like zombies