When someone references hashtags in excess to the point where it makes you want to hashhang yourself.

dato is a boy u can always talk to. when you are happy u can share your happiness with him, when you are sad he will always listen to you. he’s tall, curly-haired boy. he looks like a cypical teenage boy in the crowd, but when you are alone with him, you can see he’s different. talking to him can make you fall in love with him. he’s the boy every girl deserves. i hope everyone could see a side of him that i saw.

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

When you want to blast your girl in the ass, but you can't cause there is a torpedo in the launcher.

You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.

Malaysia's are usally the finest people in the world. Like for real. Also Malaysia's are very smart but can be very mean if they need to be. Malaysia's can definitely fight.

they suck. they'll break your heart and will leave you crying till you can't breathe.