The act of text-messaging someone nude photographs in an attempt to distract them from the fact that you do not actually care about what they are trying to explain to you. This action is an honest attempt at providing comfort in a form unrelated to resolving the problem at hand. It is a clear form of manipulative sexting.

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Also known as 'potassium iodide'. FDA approved to protect the thyroid from the effects of radiation from a nuclear source such as a nuclear reactor (Fukushima) or fallout from a nuclear bomb.

Type: Noun, Acronym

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One of the few truly "unique" bands out there. King Crimson has a darker tone than most other progressive rock bands from the 70's/ 80's, and their style is almost unlike any other band before them or since. Featuring some truly mesmerizing and wildly creative guitar riffs (thanks to the amazing lead guitarist Robert Fripp), dark and unusual yet not overly pretentious lyrics, and a whole string of different influences ranging from jazz to classical music, King Crimson is the definition of Progressive Rock. They're still releasing new albums to this day, but the only remaining member from the original lineup is lead guitarist Robert Fripp.