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Ancaster, Ontario 

A relatively small town in Southern Ontario, Canada. Famous for its increasing suburbs and weed crazed white-ass wannabe gangster teenagers, this small town is made up of a lot of Italians and a lot of fake mothers. Everyone who lives here shops at Fortino's or wal mart and if you don't your a loser. The two high schools there are both nicknamed "the Pharmacy" due to the excessive drug dealers located in each. The teenagers will stop at nothing to chirp you if you are simply walking down the street. Fag is Ancaster's most used insult... and word, in fact. All the kids think they're badass and all the mothers think they're hot. That pretty much sums up Ancaster :D
Person #1: *walking down the street on the sidewalk on a nice sunny day*

Person #2 (teenager with friends driving by in a car) : FAG!

Person #1: Woah, stupid-ass teenagers, i fucking hate Ancaster, Ontario.

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Child #1: My mommy shops at Fortino's.

Child #2: My mommy shops at Food Basics.

Child #1: Lol wtf, fag.

All the children in the room get up and point at Child #2 screaming "You don't belong in Ancaster, Ontario.... FAG!"

pap smear 

Jimmy: "Fuck you, grandad!"
Jimmy's mom: "No need to pap smear grandad, Jimmy."
pap smear by papsmear123 May 23, 2018

Noodleledge

It’s called noodleledge. Get some pasta
Noodleledge by Orabelle Arrowood April 23, 2019

seriously funny 

The type of individual that knows that he/she is funny but denies and does not show any ounce of laughter or any sort of smile.
Corey walks up to Dolly and cracks a seriously funny joke, she laughs out loud but he does not even show a smile.
That Cossack dancing motherfucker who seems to eat strange things for the fun of it and never gets sick, who slightly terrifies the ladies, but makes all the homies happy. He’s also the kind of guy to please you in all the right ways.
Jhenmar: hi bitch
Person: harder daddy!
Passerby: now THAT, is a Jhenmar. Over here daddy Jhenmar!
jhenmar by Apexai February 25, 2022
A loving , caring and passionate person. She has a huge heart and always puts others before herself . She does not like confrontation and has an older sister who would fight Her battles for her if necessary. If you meet Sessily you are a lucky person and truly have a blessing in your life.
You are very lucky to have met a Sessily.
sessily by Lovinglife_0105 December 18, 2014
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