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parousing 

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?
parousing by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

Analness 

the act of being anal
Other than your analness of being on time. . .
Analness by P-Town Girl January 18, 2008
eg. “i’ll Onyyvrf ri and jay!”
onyyvrf by Issa joke November 23, 2018
1. Another Word For "Dude" Or "Bro". 2. You Can Also Use This Word In Place Of Swearing In School Without Teachers Knowing What You Mean. 3. Finally A Term You Can Use To Call Someone. (Not Like On The Phone "Call")
1. "Sup Cahx".
2. "Thats Bull Cahx"
3. "That Dude Is A Straight Up Cahx"
Cahx by Big_Cahx September 23, 2011

Douche boob 

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
Douche boob by timDadamH February 24, 2011

pit stop 

Having to go to the bathroom. Used when travelling in a car and requesting the driver to stop at a restroom.
I drank too much water before we left that now I need a pit stop
pit stop by doclagoa April 5, 2006
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