Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.
Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?
1. Another Word For "Dude" Or "Bro". 2. You Can Also Use This Word In Place Of Swearing In School Without Teachers Knowing What You Mean. 3. Finally A Term You Can Use To Call Someone. (Not Like On The Phone "Call")
1. "Sup Cahx".
2. "Thats Bull Cahx"
3. "That Dude Is A Straight Up Cahx"
A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.