Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."
A super smart funny, kind, and cute best and boy friend. He has the best smile you will ever see. When you are feeling down he helps you with a funny joke. He is an aspiring cheerleader, he is annoying at times but in the end he is the most caring and loving person ever.