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Timmy Ho 

Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian fast food restaurant franchise and Canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.

The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.
ugh... my head is fucking killing me!! Gotta go see my Timmy Ho cause I'm jonesing for a double-double!
Timmy Ho by redsaidfred June 28, 2009
Big ol 70's bush, the kind that goes from hipbone to hipbone.
I hate choking on the vagifro.

That bikini can't hide the vagifro.
vagifro by skidd95 October 5, 2009

Blondesome 

Thee 'Blondesome' is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. She's kind, elegant, fucking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect orgasm. A Blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her bitch.

Blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a massive definition to convey that, i'd be here for hours.

If you by some divine miracle, have a Blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing sex ever, the day after you read this.

A Blondesome also has the desired 'wants' in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of boobs you will ever feel/see, perfect body - no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful vagina, the greatest sex hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
Josh: My Girlfriend is a Blondesome, ENVY ME!

Chris Hoyle: I'm jealous, I would rag that!

Josh: No chance, you wouldn't know what to do with high maintenance like that.

'around the corner' Jon: sniff** I'm going to kill myself.. Life isnt fair.
Blondesome by JasonORANGE* December 25, 2010

mormogram 

When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.
Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram
mormogram by Trevjesus April 25, 2014

yo-yo hoe 

when a nigga can drop yo ass like its over and pick you right back up whenever he want and you're right back "in love"
Lil' wayne's song "Single"

"Aye ain't that your yo-yo hoe?"

"yeah it is ,i broke up with her 2 days ago bro then my other girl didn't work out so i called her up and she took me back"

"Aha ,solid bruuh let's go to a party"

"Fasho,Will somebody tell them hoes i'm single tonight!"
yo-yo hoe by BaddieBby January 8, 2010

keude yourself 

When you play a rocket league game with keude and it makes you wanna die
Zinq: "I might play 2s with keude"
Jaay: "nah don't you will want to keude yourself"
keude yourself by jsamxo September 28, 2020
arian complex disorder; a disorder in which the person suffering believes that he or she is arian. They often times display anger and hostility towards minorities, especially jews.
Joe seems to be suffering from acd he just punched that black jew for no reason at all.
ACD by tfenbers March 5, 2011
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