Urban Dictionary
towson
Towson is not the "lax center" of maryland and even if it is those kids are total douchebags. YOU'RE NOT COOL LOOKING. These kids will never grow up and the rest of us have to see them everyday. Plaid shorts, polos, and whatever stupid ass shoes they choose are all gay as shit. Skating has always been important here and Towson's considered a northern part of Baltimore to most people. Crabs are good. Fuck lacrosse and the shitty music they all listen to
Lax douche 1: Hey wanna go shopping in towson for polos and plaid shirts and pose in the mirror???
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.
Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.
Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself
towson by fuckyouandyoursport November 16, 2011
Kickin' Around Buzz
A somewhat light buzz, usually from alcohol, that one would keep for an extended period of time while just kickin' around ones home or during recreational activity. The term does not refer to getting totally wasted, but may very well lead to it.
Let me get home and get a kickin' around buzz going, then I'll give you a call.
Q: Whats that 12 pack for?
A: Just my kickin' around buzz today.
Q: Whats that 12 pack for?
A: Just my kickin' around buzz today.
Kickin' Around Buzz by RallyBasher July 1, 2012
Knee Glider
In Rainbow Six: Ravenshield, these are the terrorists that glide across the map on their knees instead of running.
Mostly, it reflects poor AI node placement by the map maker. Often, these tangos are the hardest to kill because their animation is much faster and erratic.
Mostly, it reflects poor AI node placement by the map maker. Often, these tangos are the hardest to kill because their animation is much faster and erratic.
Knee Glider by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010
goopus
goopus by kurosusucks July 10, 2021
Ethical Gunner
Counterpart to the universally known and widely despised gunner .
Within the students kingdom, phylum medical students , and species gunner there is the subspecies known as the Ethical Gunner. This person has many of the typical behaviors of the gunner such as being an over achiever , constantly going balls to the walls and to some degree being a know it all .
However, the Ethical Gunner is open to helping out their lower achieving classmates in a non- derogatory ways, and generally be helpful . This is often due to them being raised in team centric environments such as high school sports or the military where being a self-centered dick is met with harsh and overwhelming criticism. Because of this, they would be just as happy getting an assist as scoring a point when playing basketball.
Key differences from the gunner include they do not try to fuck over anyone within ear shot and lack a personality disorder
Within the students kingdom, phylum medical students , and species gunner there is the subspecies known as the Ethical Gunner. This person has many of the typical behaviors of the gunner such as being an over achiever , constantly going balls to the walls and to some degree being a know it all .
However, the Ethical Gunner is open to helping out their lower achieving classmates in a non- derogatory ways, and generally be helpful . This is often due to them being raised in team centric environments such as high school sports or the military where being a self-centered dick is met with harsh and overwhelming criticism. Because of this, they would be just as happy getting an assist as scoring a point when playing basketball.
Key differences from the gunner include they do not try to fuck over anyone within ear shot and lack a personality disorder
Student 1: "I just got done reviewing the entire semester with Olivia, she is such a fucking gunner . She knows everything in class, published three papers, and volunteers 80 hours a week; when does she sleep?"
Student 2: "Soooo if she's also fitting in time to help you for free and has tons of other shit to do, you should probably qualify that with ethical gunner "
Student 2: "Soooo if she's also fitting in time to help you for free and has tons of other shit to do, you should probably qualify that with ethical gunner "
Ethical Gunner by GhostofPayton April 2, 2020
Beefy
Beefy by Danie_bandzz July 4, 2020