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postcognitive 

Knowledge which arrives after it might have. Seeing something clearly, once it has passed. Understanding everything just a bit too late.

The opposite of precognitive.
He knew the answer he should have given in the job interview, saw why Dianah had left him for the plumber, understood that the X-Ray Specs ad was probably bogus, and as always, his understanding was postcognitive.
postcognitive by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020
an agjective meaning:
wicked awesome in everyway,
delightful,
the shit,
fuckin radd,
hot,
sweet,
or the oppisite,sarcastic meaning,
boring in the extreme,
sad,
degrading,
fucked up.
brett childress:"holy shit!that jeri allison girl is so niffty."
niffty by jeri allison April 8, 2009
An Indian version of Kobe; awesome, intelligent, skillful.
*Brown person makes a basketball shot*
"DAAAAAANG, you showbe"
Showbe by American Vernacular December 2, 2022
A cuban who obviously came to the u.s. in a boat

A boat cubans come the the u.s. on
Oye tú eres un barcero coño.

Coño danny look at that barcero in the water
barcero by Viejo Feo November 16, 2022

one push 

When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.

punch a grumpy
One push, you're done.
one push by Doctor Sanchez November 1, 2008

Dechaosification 

To simplify, make more simple or more linear
To reduce confusion and complexity
Rationalizing and consolidaing data architectures and data centers supports dechaosification if the information ecosystem

Derivation of dechaosify
Dechaosification by Dallasgowboy February 24, 2011

Glocktavious

Describes a man that usually is broke, unattractive, a thug, a baby daddy, a coon..
“Get a job glocktavious”
Glocktavious by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023
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