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Orgazism 

Pronounced or-guh-zizm. A combination of the words organism and orgasm.

The term for a creature who lives in constant orgasm. This feat is accomplished either by sex or, for the true winners, wading through the sea of free-flying dongs that is Chat Roulette.
1. Joe - I can't believe she broke up with me.

Tom - Good riddance, she was a total orgazism when it came to other guys anyways.

2. JayJay was born an orgazism, but once his computer crashed he committed suicide from the lack of dongs and not being able to fill the role of his species.
Orgazism by TMaq June 16, 2010
Australian slang, meaning to care about something. Used typically in the negative, to convey to somebody that you really don’t care. Often said in a humorous way to highlight the absurdity of the situation.
Look Genine, I know you think my green Panama hat looks bad, but honestly I don’t give a durg.
Durg by Greenapples June 27, 2021
Atua’s dog, hot boy, hot dog, caca boy 😍‼️
Who’s that?
Oh, it’s my friend’s dog Caca Boy! Isn’t he so hot 😍😍😍😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Omg YES 🤪😜😍‼️‼️😔😍🤪🦧
Caca Boy by Bug ٩( ᐛ )و February 25, 2021

montuffalo 

The big burly girl you have to go though to get to the girl you want. Origions started with crossing Montana and buffalo. Hence, montuffalo.
That girl is so hot but her montuffalo friend wont let me get near her.
montuffalo by Iggway Palmer September 29, 2008

Armadillo Chew 

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
Armadillo Chew by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

respect that booty 

Respect that booty, or rtb for short. It also goes in combination with:

respect that shit: rts

respect them titties: rt^2 (squared)

respect the shit out of that booty: rtsb

And respect that everything: rte

More intellectual equivalent of saying dat ass in which saying it by itself is most often sufficient with a look in the general direction.
Guy A: Yo man, rtb!
Guy B: Yeah, at first I just gave that girl at the club an rts but now, you're right, after a few drinks and after seeing her twerk all night, I came to respect that booty.

Remember kids, if you're an ass man: rtsb+rt^2=rte, rte>rtsb>rtb>rt^2>rts
respect that booty by Ciceroma September 20, 2013
Butt-chutney. Another way to refer to diarrhea and additionally give someone an aversion to eating or even hearing of chutney.
Eating tacos for a whole week is a sure-fire way to end up making buttney.
buttney by Reeemer January 31, 2014
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