Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.

Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!

Facebook-Amnesia by Glendora July 7, 2011

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love

People are all just a little bit weird, whether they think so or not, and life in turn is also weird. Sometimes we meet someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, so we join up and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.

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love by Squid_In_A_Jar November 22, 2009

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Chickenknees

(1.) A chicken dish served at a Chinese resturant that contains meat that is unrecognizeable; not sure if it is chicken.

(2.) A term for Chinese food.

(1.) It was something that looked like chicken knee joints, tasted like pork, and was clearly mostly cartilage... but a nice, chewable cartilage. Clearly I was eating Chickenknees.

(2.) I'm hugary, let's eat Chickenknees tonight.

Chickenknees by Niche February 26, 2008

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Kincaide

The middle name of an absolute badass. Dudes with the middle name kincaide have absolutely massive dicks and are to busy being 100 fucking times cooler than you

hey do you know kincaide? Yeah he’s that badass with a big dick

Kincaide by suspicious balls September 30, 2021

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Viet Look

An angered or annoyed face from a person with a Vietnamese decent. The intent of this gesture is to intimidate (by super natural Vietnamese powers) against the person at fault.

Terry: Everyone ignore Al, she is coming

Al: (glares at terry with a distraught face)

Terry: (Feels an overwhelming aura emitting from Al), can you stop giving me the viet look!?

Viet Look by icur February 26, 2010

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April Fail

There are 2 definitions for this:

1) When a complete dickhead tries to play an April Fool's joke on you after midday on the 1st April, or any other time of the year. This becomes obvious when the dickhead says 'April Fools!' after trying to trick you.

2) Anyone that tries to play an April Fool's joke on you, but you see right through it, and to top things off, they say 'April Fools!' anyway, which is just dumb.

1) Dickhead: Hey Chris, you dropped your ipod?
Chris: Did I? *Looks back*
Dickhead: *Slaps Chris over the back of the head* April Fools!
Chris: It's May, dumbass. God, what an April Fail...

2) On April the 1st, this dude comes up to me and tells me my bag's open. Being cautious, I know it's an April Fools joke and just sneer at him. Then, he shouts 'April Fool!' and starts laughing like a retard. That guy's an April Fail!

April Fail by April_Failproof April 3, 2009

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