Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

Kiwi by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021

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island hopper

Puerto Ricans who have hopped over into the U.S.

My friend Tanya thinks she's special for being an Island Hopper!

island hopper by shaze August 25, 2006

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The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

The Turkey Waddle by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

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WASDO

Wierd And Scary Day Out.

Me And Anya Go To Richmond And Bump Into Various Wierdos, Including Our Physics Teacher In His Teeny Red Car Which Scared Us Scenceless. What A WASDO.
And Yes, At The End Of The Story, We Ran As Fast As Our Little Legs Could Carry Us.

WASDO by Rebeccarr February 26, 2009