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A boner obtained while hanging with your bros. It usually requires an awkward explanation and is followed by constant reminders and gay jokes.
Ted: "Hey is Jake coming tonight?"
Mike: "Hell no last time he got a raging broner and hasn't left his apartment since!"
Ted: "Holy shit!"
Mike: "I know i slipped a dong bomb in his drink."
broner by Cm24 July 3, 2012
A fricking pedo who dates a 14yo girl. But he is cool tho
Nigga 1: Did you see that fucking pedo over there?
Nigga2: Yeaah dude, that's Alen. A total pedo but he is still cool tho
Alen by some dank bitch June 16, 2018

subconscience 

(n.) The part of you that punishes you for things you wouldn't admit to feeling guilty about. This can be through subconscious actions that fuck you in the ass later, or through giving you especially bad physical effects (hangover, half-baked-ness at school, etc.)
I left an empty beer can on my desk and my pops found it. Damn my subconscience.

I woke up feeling like Courtney Love had given me a working-over with a rubber mallet and Andre the Giant was giving me the Heimlich. Must be my subconscience punishing me for the thing with the beer and the tequila and Cindy and the strawberry jam and the passenger seat that we tore out of that Cadillac. God I hate Thursdays.
subconscience by PhyllisDean November 26, 2009
Scooby is an unusually kind, loving and innocently sexy soul. His looks blow you away and the closer you look, the more attractive he will become. Scooby's are scarily intelligent and are willing to help anyone with anything. If you are dating someone called scooby, make a promise to never let them go. Scooby's will be there for you even if they can't understand your emotions. Scooby will become your spice of happiness, taking your breath eaway. His eyes are intense blue oceans that once you fall in, you don't mind drowning. He doesn't think he looks good but he is perfect in every way 😍
Girlfriend: "I look disgusting"
Scooby: you are the most gorgeous being on this earth 😌
Scooby by Thicc_queen_2004 September 4, 2019
An abbreviation commonly used for "as fuck" to exaggerate common word or action.
Boy 1: Last night was lit af
Boy 2: yeah we were having a ball
AF by ThatOnePeople July 30, 2018

Bladeshiner 

One of military status that shines bayonets and combat knives, keeping clear of bacteria on the blades from enemy blood.
Our bladeshiner, Sgt. Ruck, collected everyones bayonets after the assault for cleaning.
Bladeshiner by Gampo September 10, 2012

The alphabet mafia 

The coolest people to ever exist
John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh
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