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fail good story 

When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.
Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?

Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.
fail good story by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020

Buffalo chick 

A woman that has a physique of a turkey
The girl that works at 7'11 looks like a Buffalo chick.
A retarded alien from planet klzg that was summoned by Hussein to be disgusted as Fahad Al-Dossari and goal is to mate with reziza and drink his milk everyday
Me: hey Fahad want reziza milk
Fahad: PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT
Fahad by DASAnonymous November 19, 2018

Clarissa 

Will murder those who sneeze in her presence when she requires food.
*cries and laughs* (Person Sneezes)*Clarissa pulls out 12 inch black dildo and rams it up their ass*
Clarissa by BoomerAang January 17, 2020

Lil Large Beat Bars 

Sick producer and fire raps (with bars)
Wow this beat is so sick. You got the Lil Large Beat Bars vibe.

clitty litter 

the nasty, smelly funk in a dirty tooty hole, usually cheesy in nature
Hunni, your tooty hole is SO dirty, you need to take some Ajax to that clitty litter!
clitty litter by Gi-gi girl February 23, 2009
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