Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating
Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet
muddy garfield by Janimal69 October 6, 2017
1) Refers to 99% of the population in America. That is, 1% of the American population controls 99% of the wealth. So "The 99%" refers to those who control 1% of the wealth.

2) In 2011 it was wrongfully attributed to the "Occupy" movement, that claim it represents "The 99%" when in fact they only represent themselves.

3) Uneducated intellectuals.

4) Hippies.

5) Poor people.
Steve: "Hey Bill, what are all those people doing down there?"

Bill: "Well Steve, those are 'The 99%'. I think they are preparing to collect welfare."

Steve: "Ohhh, so that's how it works?"
The 99% by Flailing Failure December 2, 2011

BYU Blow Job 

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.
Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!
BYU Blow Job by yobroseph July 7, 2010

Walking the Dog 

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.
Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.
Walking the Dog by MrShades October 31, 2011
Dance Dance Revolution
greatest fucking arcade game ever.

a game that requires u to read the arrows as they scroll up (or down if u change the settings) on the screen and step on the corrosponding arrow on the dance pad. the arrows go to the beat of the song being playd. hence the name.

ddr requires good coordination, good rhythm, and somewhat good physical shape

contrary to what some people may believe, being able to play this game does not mean u can dance. it just means u have rhythm. the closest one can get to being able to actually dance through ddr is freestyling.

the majority of people who criticize ddr are classified under 1 of 2 categories
1. never playn it, just hate on it cause alot of ppl are really into it and they say it looks/sounds stupid
2. playn it and suck monkey balls at it so they just hate on it
im a total DDR freak

DDR is like a drug, once u get hooked, its hard to get off. and it drains ur money like a mofo.
DDR by Totallybastos March 14, 2005

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard
Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean
Load more