Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.

I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.

Dirty Curtis by anonymous October 11, 2025

On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

On The Job Ninjury by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

Zambooki

A very pleasant mixture of alcohol and coffeethat gets the party started

I drank some ZAMBOOKI last night and when I went to pass out, I just jumped right back up and was ready to start the day!

Zambooki by Some-guys April 12, 2007

Bullshitting

1) To tell bullshit to someone.
2) To half-ass something, but it seeming that it was whole-assed.

1) This guy was trying to tell me that he was in the FBI, but I knew he was bullshitting me.
2) I got a B- on the exam, but I was bullshitting my way through.

Bullshitting by DILLGAF February 16, 2019

chedder

Slang word used to describe a non-English speaking Mexican-American or Mexican citizen living in the United States. Chedders are commonly seen dressed up in country-western style oufits, characterized by large hats, large belt buckles, and cowboy boots. Comes from the spanish word "ranchero"

"Look at those chedders standing on the corner waiting for day labor! They look like they just fell off the turnip truck!"

chedder by John Cougar August 10, 2005

grateful dead

Grateful Dead originated as a theme of stories surrounding a man traveling upon a path and meeting upon death or a life threatening debt. Another man comes along and pays the strangers debt, buries the dead man, pays for his burial, or pays his debts enabling his proper burial. In any case, the restless soul is laid to rest and the protagonist continues about his way only to find himself in peril. At this time, his life is spared by the spirit or effects of the dead man or the heroic actions of the freed man from earlier in the story.

You go to a Grateful Dead Show, but you have no ticket because you blew all your cash smoking out your recently divorced Deadhead buddy. You stand around all day getting stoned for free with your index finger in the air and some gorgeous little hippy chick comes up to you and kisses you on the lips and gives you a free ticket to the show....You, your divorcee buddy, and the cute chick with extra tickets all dance like the Wizard of Oz, hand in hand, up the ramp into the concert. 20 years later you and your Deadhead buddy are talking about the time you and he and his wife met at the Dead Show....

grateful dead by j bob evans October 2, 2007

fuckcuntfuck

Sound made when accidentally hitting one's thumb with a hammer.

"FUCKCUNTFUCK! ...I accidentally hit my thumb with a hammer."

fuckcuntfuck by Kahlem October 15, 2006

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