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a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..
Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Omegle by Hotjam December 5, 2009

shakataka 

An expression of content or satisfaction. A greeting or salutation
Shakataka baby. or Shakataka!
shakataka by GregglesNOLA April 25, 2006
A girls name, meaning dark, night or black beauty.
Leilas are often pretty, smart and happy/bubbly girls. They often play dumb and mean, but a Leila is a smart girl. She is very feminine and warm, into love and can be described as a 'hopeless romantic'. A Leila is big-eyed, curious, and often seems very youthful and innocent. A Leila is very concerned with her looks, and at a young age can seem older and more mature (which she often is). She is family oriented, with many hopes and dreams for the future.
That girl is pretty!
Yeeah, she's Leila. I really like her.
Leila by kittydogsandpuppycats September 29, 2012
A word that people who are too much of a pussy to call an awesome an awesome to use to describe an awesome (even though asshole is simpler language).
The guy had known he was an asshole for a lifetime already, but the girl wanted to try and either go over his head or around the bush about what she really wanted to say to him, that way he could always stay either the rude one or the polite one,and she could keep a little control over someone else, since it made her feel like she had control of herself (which felt powerful rather than weak), so she called him unique.
Unique by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

ulster fry 

the bestest all day breakfast ever!
ulster fry by pasty kensyt May 28, 2003
Felix is a synonym or a form of the word simp
Felix is a simp
Felix by Skgskkddhj March 12, 2023

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009
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