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no glove, no love 

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
no glove, no love by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016
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Person 1: Yes its possible. I don't have a monitor.
0p by Idjdjdj1397 April 11, 2022

Cumdumpy 

A fat fucking ass that fits a lot of slimy cum.
Jim: She’s got a cumdumpy!
George: No Jim... you do
Jim: You want to fuck?
George: Sure babe as long as you nut in my cumdumpy
Cumdumpy by Eric Ry. June 6, 2021

jewy foreskin 

a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin
jewy foreskin by kraits September 24, 2018
Fenia is a whore.
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Fenia is a whore of course.
Fenia by Gothwitch November 20, 2021
A Handsome man.
Wow this guy is handsome he must be a Manns
manns by Fante Guy March 19, 2019
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