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Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.
It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.
Tuxedos by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Adj.
Someone who is "gay as AIDS".
If somebody does something that would possibly cause him to be called gay, he can also be reffered to as a carrier.
carrier by Midwest Test July 16, 2008

More than perfect 

Krystle is more than perfect. Especially as a mom.
More than perfect by rbon November 19, 2020

dick maché 

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.
After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.
dick maché by sour something January 27, 2014
Super hot, lovely, always wins, is popular, needs the trust of others, loves old music, Christmas is his favorite time of year, always think about his family and friends, momma’s boy, funny, kinda smart l, (lit)as fuck,Hates small talk, loves to please his parents, and everyone he has a crush on always ends up like him back, addicted to his phone and lip balm, loves volleyball, cannot get enough of Netflix, kind, loving to other and needs to learn to love him self, Pink drink is his order at Starbucks, loves hanging out with his friends, and always falls the “keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer”, thinks about the future a lot
Nicanor needs a bae.
nicanor by Okurrrrr sister November 28, 2018
A unique name that means paolo
why not just use yotan instead of paolo
Yotan by TheOnlyYOTAN June 8, 2021

Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”
Assflation by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025
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