False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.

Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me

False equivalence by Qrut September 17, 2020

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BFFL

best friends for life - e.g. a load of bullshit used by teenages bitches to get things from others.

A constant change in 'BFFL' should logically mean that it should be called 'BFFAFMTIDYFSMP' - Best friends for about five minutes then i ditch you for someone more popular.

The point is, if someone calls you there 'bffl' stay away, if they ment it they would take the time to say 'best friends' and not the bullshit shortened version :)

'oh hey'

'hi there'

'just thought i'd let you know your my bffl'

'omg, your mine too. ily.'
'ily more babe. Now can you dump your boyfriend because i want to fuck him.'

'sure, i'd do anything for you because your my bmfl'

5 minutes later, after the girl has dumped her boyfriend and the other girl has made a move.

'yeah, i'm moving on because i dont think being your bffl is good for my reputation, your abit dorky/ugly/fat
'*cry*'

BFFL by noimnother April 17, 2010