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noun: the male sexual organ particularly when referring to pets or humorously to a person
my dog licks his pinkle when excited.
pinkle by motonacio January 12, 2009
queefing when writing and or sending tweets
yo dude did you hear kim last night at the party she was quweet and her tweets weren't eveb funny.
Quweet by Tea zeee423 July 16, 2018
To have another person's dandruff placed on you, usually forcibly and on purpose.
Guy 1: "That guy totally druffed you, you gonna just stand there and take it??"

Guy 2: "Aw hell naw, he gonna need a head n shoulders bath when im done wit him!"
Druffed by blegatron June 24, 2012

Pork chop 

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero
Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!
Pork chop by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008
günter is a extrem handsome man with an amazing yummy and big dick hes very nice and everyone loves him hes so badass and his kicks are awesome
günter ist awesome
Günter by anonymous November 21, 2021
the name of the most beautiful girl i know. she will stay up all night with you, just to make sure you’re okay. she doesn’t realize it, but she’s a wonderful friend. she says things like “i don’t deserve to be loved”, but wrong she is. she’s beautiful, funny, kind, and has a cat. so she’s basically godly.
Dude bro 1: wow who’s that?
Al: oh that’s my girlfriend Kayden, if you hurt her i will put your body parts in a blender<3
Kayden by sheepdog.al June 5, 2021