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third-world-counties 

Countries that have a very poor economy and have suffering people in them. For examole, North Korea is a third-world country. It is lead by an idiot who is allies with Saddam and the people there eat dogs because they are starving. Sometimes a counrty can go from a first or second world country but then become a third-world-country, such as Iraq. Before Saddam became dictator Iraq was dong pretty good but Saddam messed it all up.

August 27 

August 27th 2020 is the day the simpsons predicted that donald trump will die...lets see
chad: “yo i head august 27th is supposed to be special”
ryan: “yeah i head trump is supposed to die that day..”
August 27 by kiwalive July 22, 2020

Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica 

Reference to WSAZ TV meteorologist Marina Jurica, who appears to be afflicted with "Lazy Eye" disorder. Resembling a reptile, her eyes appear to function independent of each other, pointing in opposing directions at any given moment.

How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.
It's Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica on the TV! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Unusually Wide Stance 

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
Unusually Wide Stance by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
Emma is the funniest person you’ll ever meet she is so fine and hot and she is crazy for deandre lmfao
Wow Emma your so funny
Emma by Lovelike12 November 21, 2021

Reverse Jousting 

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
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