bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

bloaties by trojanx April 11, 2012

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That's Tuff

a "one size fits all" response to when someone is going through a difficult experience.

That's tuff
‘Twas a night
Where one night stated
Damn my girl cheated on me
And his boy did not know how to respond to that statement
So his home made this revolutionary term
To save us all
“Damn that’s tuff"

That's Tuff by Conderoga October 7, 2019

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Twinkle D

a very small and poorly rolled joint or blunt. Usually rolled by a drunk 'bro' at a party and usually only takes 4 hits to kill it. Rolled with as little 'substance' as possible to ensure only the bro and his bro friends get high.

drunk bro: "right after these two shots ima roll the fattest twinkle d u ever seent!!"
*by the time you see the 'twinkle d' it is a resin covered roach*

Twinkle D by therealbluntsmoker August 23, 2011