When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."
When retired seniors are "entitled" a) to have 6 hours of recreational screen time per day (e.g. to binge-watch T.V.), b) to Google for (or to watch) contents deemed inappropriate for the rest of the family — just because they have once worked hard for several decades in a row.
My grandpa calls it his 'self-reward' when he binge-watches six hours of his favorite shows, saying he’s earned it after decades of hard work!
When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentallyoverlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.
It's like Nose goes but instead of your finger on your nose, you put your nose on Oz. Usually to get to Oz you need to get past his fists. The winner of the game is usually beaten to a pulp.
How should we decide who does the dishes? NOSE ON OZ!