When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face

When after excessive anal sex an ana prolapse occurs..the prolapse is sucked from partners anus, then blown through until a humming sound is made. Sounding similair to a kazoo

Ignorant ass

1. any sexual organ that leaks green puss

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.

No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.