Hirvin
Hirvin by by kimboslice December 20, 2021
Urban Dictionary
TIG
1) A group of five intensely attractive girls. Easily the prettiest, funniest, most popular girls in the room.
2) The group of girls that everyone is jealous of in high school.
3) A friendship that lasts through college, despite the fact that separations may occur.
4) To a TIG girl, your bridesmaids.
2) The group of girls that everyone is jealous of in high school.
3) A friendship that lasts through college, despite the fact that separations may occur.
4) To a TIG girl, your bridesmaids.
1) The TIG is so cool, I wish they would allow a sixth member.
2)We're close, but we're not TIG close.
2)We're close, but we're not TIG close.
TIG by b-callahan January 9, 2009
Zohnerism
The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
plastic donut
Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.
plastic donut by adambox February 20, 2010
Sam bancroft
This is a large dick boy. He will fuck your lady until she screams with his balls in her bellybutton. He might like boys coz he has bummed all the girls in the world
Sam bancroft by Penisboi69 February 6, 2019
Gator Pimp
Gator Pimp by dirtyd45678 July 31, 2016
Taking it to go
Taking it to go by Squidders August 15, 2014