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Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
Fuck Matrix by Mark C. August 29, 2005

Freight-Tastic 

adjective
Extraordinary execution of freight services by a freight enthusiast, typically generating large sums of money.
Mark the freight broker had a Freight-tastic day he moved 25 loads with no incidents for a margin of $10,000
Freight-Tastic by Freight Guy 20 September 6, 2012

Masterbaint 

The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.
Let me "masterbaint" your taint.
Masterbaint by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018

Warhorny 

An Adjective used to describe one who is so unsightly thirsty for combat that they deny all logic, reason, and tactical thought simply to engage in the act of fighting, despite how unreasonable the situation may be.
The Warhorny man rushed into the knife fight unarmed.
Warhorny by TitanOfTheSnow January 28, 2023

natty geo 

national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!

natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......

i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
natty geo by michael foolsley February 20, 2010

ElectroniMetal 

Type of genre that combines aspects of metal and electronica. Similar in style to electronicore but is different in the same sense that metal is to hardcore.
Whisper Scream is an electronimetal band.
ElectroniMetal by Scummditty January 3, 2008
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