glaswegian
Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?
Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!
glaswegian by Minderbinder March 5, 2011