Really smart nerd with an “average penis.” Likes kids and has a high nwea score

A GROUP of older woman who frequent clubs in order to score with much younger men. Like a pack of hyenas, the Cougar Coalition member can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougar Coalition members are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times, chicks with their shit together, along with their ex husbands money!

a shish-kabob but a Cherokee shish-kabob ex Jared Klein eats all the cheese steak

1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.

Gloom Rock band, blending goth Punk & Metal

Holly is a girl who will talk shit about you to the guys you’re interested in/talking to at the time, i.e; she will FaceTime them, snap them, send them nudes randomly. She had a fake brunette phase and she was such a terrible person her whole friend group had a go at her and she had no friends so she had to move to a completely different town because absolutely nobody could stand her. She also likes to multiple guys at the same time, for example, she’s on and off with A while she’s on and off with B, but at the same time she’s getting cozy with C and falls asleep on FaceTime with D. She is the fakest bitch to ever exist and when given the chance she can and will ruin your relationships (or at least try to). She thinks she’s top shit and will constantly pick at your physical appearance. She’s also abusive and will bite, slap and punch you for fun because she thinks it’s hilarious