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oxygenarian 

she not senile. shes just another oxygenarian
oxygenarian by jacksonvillan December 5, 2011
The process of constant struggle and pain just to get to one simple goal; being your own fucking human being. You are in a seemingly neverending repetitive cycle of the same bullshit, sometimes tweaked a bit. If you get a class with your friends or a teacher that genuinely gives a shit, you should be considered one of the luckier people and probably consider participating in the lottery, since this shit is unlikely as hell. The only good portions of this shit is an after school activity such as sports or esports, seeing your friends, sometimes a free lunch, and developing a deep and meaningful relationship with a significant other. If you get none of that, then I am sorry because you're all alone in a prison that tells you when and when not you can talk, eat, or even use a fucking bathroom.
Tyler: "There are actually 8 circles of hell."
Sam: "What is the 8th?"
Tyler: "School."
School by anonymous March 14, 2022

jack davis

A Wild Jack Davis is a rare creature that only a few will see in their lifetimes but none shall believe them.
Bob: DUDE, I SAW A JACK DAVIS
Tim: Sure you did.
jack davis by Hqo April 18, 2018
To be so soundly defeated in such devestating fashion you can no longer function as a human being.
Ray's got Pined by Lou in Poker so badly that by the end of the year he was homeless and sucking dick for crack.
Pine by Luis Fonovic October 25, 2006

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Ass Cups 

a thing used to make the female buttox bigger under leggings
Hey Bella uses ass cups
Ass Cups by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 15, 2018
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