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Urban Dictionary

Hidden Ninja 

When someone is about to perform oral services to a male, the male tucks his penis between his legs when the performer isnt paying attention. When the performer's face is close enough to the penis the male opens his legs, resulting in a surprise attack to the performer's face.
Johnny did the "hidden ninja" on Hailey, and she broke up with him.
Hidden Ninja by Sergiee Bear November 4, 2007

assethole 

A homosexual she male that acts like an arsehole.
Bravo is such an assethole right now! He’s dancing in the mud!
assethole by anonymous September 13, 2023

femtometer 

Small partial not able to be seen by the bare eye . Sometimes can be used to insult a woman or her knowledge . A man may call a women this to make it seem he dosent care about her.
I don’t care if you exist or not . It does not matter to me. I can’t even see miss femtometer.
femtometer by Kandikane April 23, 2018
The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
time by udusers1 October 9, 2012

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hotspringin 

when a man urinates into a woman's vagina or adds urine to her vagina via a funnel and then "takes a dip" in the "hot-springs" using his penis. The woman may add a "geyser" effect by urinating while the man is taking a dip.

Related to mudpottin which involves the anus.
Dam I need some towels after all of that hotspringin you just did.
hotspringin by rickyraccon November 8, 2009
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