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Urban Dictionary

Someone who is a bigger retard than you initially thought

~ Colourful descriptive word for someone, usually with negative connotations against the person in question, though also acceptable as an informal term of endearment for close friends with a matching sense of humour.
~ Can be used in place of most alternative mid to high-end insults.
~ Often preceded with one of more adverbs of the users choice to put further emphasis on the retardation of the subject.

~ Derives meaning from both 'tard (common abbreviation of the word Retard) and Doctor Who's TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) in popular culture, whereby the inner capacity of the Time Machine is much larger than it appears from the outside.

Thereby, a person who is said to be a 'Tardis' is one who, although initially comes across as suffering from only a mild case of retardation, upon further subjection to their obvious and unabridged barrage of utter incomprehension you can simply no longer apportion sympathy, and thus, brand them a tardis.

Not to be confused with turdis or turgid.
Ex.1 "You massive tardis"

Ex.2 "Man, I thought he was just a midi-tard, but it turns out he's a complete and utter full-on tardis"

Ex.3 "In trying to rewire that electric mower outside in the rain during a thunderstorm, whilst wearing a chain-mail vest, standing barefoot on a man-hole cover and crimping exposed wires between his teeth whilst the mower is still plugged in at the mains, he has elevated himself to the state of a tardis"

Ex.4 "Paris Hilton"
Tardis by JoeGo8 March 28, 2011
One of your senses. My sense of taste is excited when I eat a box of Swiss Cheese, the great new crackers. Man are they good.
This box of Swiss Cheese has the most extreme taste!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
When one is so hungry that it makes he/she angry.
She refused to have sex with him because she was hangry.
hangry by hangryone May 6, 2009
If you broke a scale from somebody thats as sexy as Kehlani or Jhene Aiko, freeze nigga
“FREEZE BITCH, you broke the law of sexiness”
Sexiness by Luh goon April 28, 2020

tanexting 

It is when you send and receive text messages while tanning in a tanning salon.
"where are you?" "the tanning salon" "oh your tanexting me?"
tanexting by SeattlesQueen May 16, 2009
guy 1: that girl got annoying!
guy 2: so you aren't talking to her anymore?
guy 1: naa OTNP!
OTNP by csp 69 :p> April 13, 2011
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