Someone who is a bigger retard than you initially thought
~ Colourful descriptive
word for someone, usually with negative connotations against the person in question, though also acceptable as an informal term of endearment for close friends with a matching sense of humour.
~ Can be used in place of most alternative
mid to high-end insults.
~ Often preceded with one of more adverbs of the users choice to put further emphasis on the
retardation of the subject.
~ Derives meaning from both 'tard (common abbreviation of the
word Retard) and Doctor Who'
s TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) in popular culture, whereby the inner capacity of the Time Machine is much larger than it appears from the outside.
Thereby, a person who is said to be a 'Tardis' is one who, although initially comes across as suffering from only a mild
case of
retardation, upon further subjection to their obvious and unabridged barrage of utter incomprehension you can simply no longer apportion sympathy, and thus, brand them a tardis.
Not to be confused with turdis or turgid.
Ex.1 "You massive tardis"
Ex.2 "Man, I
thought he was
just a midi-tard, but it turns out he's a complete and utter full-on tardis"
Ex.3 "In trying to rewire that electric mower outside in the rain during a thunderstorm, whilst wearing a chain-mail vest, standing barefoot on a man-hole cover and crimping exposed wires between his
teeth whilst the mower is still plugged in at the mains, he has elevated himself to the state of a tardis"
Ex.4 "Paris Hilton"