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angry mermaid

a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
the angry mermaid is not to be attempted by the underskilled...experts only!
Mrs. Michelle is boring; we should cherwoul before recess.
cherwoul by Gabberie September 23, 2020
Someone who always has your favourite food in her house and always has the kettle on for ya

Always has biscuits and treats
“Nan , I’m coming round to yours”

“I’ll put the kettle on”
Nan by Checkerrrrrs June 2, 2022

Gun Hill Road 

A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"
Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .
Gun Hill Road by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

tribal knowledge 

A widely accepted internal procedure or piece of information that isn't recognized in an offical manual.
It is tribal knowledge that the person who drinks the last glass of kool-aid must make a new pitcher

choad baby 

noun, insult: a person who was conceived as a result of semen dripping from a ladys bottom across the perinium (choad) and into the vagina.
Rocco always made sluts shower after bareback anal for fear of a choad baby should they remain lying sobbing where they had just been violently raped for a few hundred bucks.
choad baby by wasp suicide bomber August 26, 2006
Leftover napkins from a happy meal or value meal that you leave in the glove of your car in case you have to poop somewhere along the road.
Do you have any Mcwipe left in the car? There is no way I can make it home without dropping a deuce!
Mcwipe by MrT balls July 9, 2011
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