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A person who cant get over his ex..why? because he said that he didnt like her yet realized he does then she rejected him, how pitiful is that right? But he is a great person who looks like a titan yet super soft on the inside, too shy to talk to other however will make u feel shit when friends with him, keep a thomas in your pocket for everyday use!
oh u have a thomas? that must be interesting
Thomas by Nyaackk January 24, 2022
Fucking a big old fat lady with donald trumps cock.
"Dude i am trump."
The most amazing girl in the world. She is Beautiful. In one word that can describe her is Perfect. she is also very hot. hotter then a fire, even the cold wont cool her down.
brendan: oh my god.. your incredible! "marissa"
marissa by this cool kid September 1, 2010

Baby Room Shiv 

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.
Baby Room Shiv by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023

boypreggers 

Boy 1:omg I tots got knocked up! now I am boypreggers
Boy2: omg time for a boybortion
boypreggers by Dy14nxoxo August 10, 2024

dirty fuckweiner 

When ya have one toe up ya mums sausage dogs ass while licking ya mums toes and giving her dirty Sanchez at the same time
Oh I have a dirty fuckweiner last night
dirty fuckweiner by Fuckweiner January 11, 2024

booty embargo 

when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.
guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.
booty embargo by poscene January 2, 2009
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