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22nd and Ash 

A Brothel, a place of great misgivings. Know to pull you in and spit you back out. Beware of wild exotic jeffrey.

Rule 1. Run across pool tarp when you walk in. Rule 2. Hit your head on the ceiling
Rule 3. Bring your A game always and never let your guard down.

It’s said that 22nd and Ash is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. If you decide to visit
Wise Gentleman: Hey, if you go to the Douglas Park area, make sure you stay away from 22nd and Ash

Someone: are we heading over to 22nd and Ash?

Wise Gentleman: Yes, so tread carefully. It is a wheel of fortune that you almost always lose. The dangers are nigh considered to be as great as they truly are.

Shout out Cleaser
22nd and Ash by Cleaser May 2, 2020

Meijer’s Syndrome 

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”
Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.
A variation of the classic McDonald's Big Mac sandwich in which the standard hamburger patties are replaced by quarter-pounder burgers via special order.

This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.

Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.

The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."

Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"

Customer: "Oh yes."

2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"

Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"

Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
Fat Mac by Sergeant Hoze July 24, 2008
An award given out by Nat Dawg to people who do something stupid.
You win a Nammy for running into a wall!
Nammy by Nat Dawg March 30, 2004

mondo butter 

(SPOILERS) in the danganronpa franchise, there’s a certain type of term. including butter. mondo butter. so let me explain.

mondo oowada, the ultimate biker gang leader was sent to execution for the murder of chihiro fujisaki, the ultimate programmer.

during his execution, it shows oowada being strapped to motorcycle, spinning round and round in a cage. at the end of his execution, you can see a machine that pops out..
you guessed it! mondo butter! the packaging shows mondo’s face holding a tub of butter.
“wow, so mondo got turned into.. butter?“

“nuh uh, not just any butter! mondo butter.”
mondo butter by ev3lynni3 March 14, 2020

Lekku Lumps 

Like the long fleshy appendages that protrude from a twileks head these tits protrude from beneath the clavicle and resemble the twileks lekku

Only a true nerd will get this

All twileks are attractive
She has Lekku lumps
Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
Hi I like soccer
Soccer by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
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