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Ben's dick

Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.

Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"

Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."

cock blocker 

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

Fat bitch balls

Me-"Hey lee"
Nibba to my right-"don't you mean fat bitch"

*high five*
Lee-*cries*

Fat bitch balls- lee shellfish
Fat bitch balls by GodItself May 16, 2018
Ugly female who thinks they are a dime.
“Bro she’s so chill tho, let’s hang with her”
“Alas, what a shame- she suffers from DPS”
DPS by cort Halsey August 8, 2019
ADJ/ "Kwifft"
An excited version, of Quick and Swift...... when ones mouth can work faster than ones brain.
"She was in such a panic when she came in" she said "Quift! the zombies are coming".....
Quift by Frankenstarr June 27, 2011

street smart 

the intelligence of approaching things stealthy to get one's way

not book smart

people smart
He's an underground winner, he seems to use his street smarts to succeed in life.
street smart by Beantowner December 18, 2004
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