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Urban Dictionary

bird in the hallway 

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.
"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"

lovingness

noun for the feeling of horny summer evening vibes with shitty art and not so shitty music
winter depression is over baby. all for this lovingness vibe
When epic discord is good
this discord server is very ignacord
ignacord by Kantankiru February 3, 2021

Cartoon Ugly 

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person
Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...
Cartoon Ugly by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010

knock and roll 

To ejaculate on one side of a double bed, then to roll over to the other side, allowing the love juice to dry before sleep. (a lazy man's wank)
"im going upstairs to practice some knock and roll".
knock and roll by warb October 24, 2004

black attack 

This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.
Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.
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