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Faggot tree 

A tree that sprouts faggots, usually in bright colors. Most often the budding faggots sport clean grip tape and socks.
Every morning little Sammy wakes to water his faggot tree with fresh semen.
Faggot tree by Stoffield Cas September 11, 2006
thanks for being awesome
tfba by nftk January 11, 2009

dropping a clay davis 

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"
Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.

Putting it in the pocket 

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.
Putting it in the pocket by Jeremy November 25, 2006

mac blast 

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.
Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.
mac blast by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016

chocolate water 

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose
chocolate water by blank basquiat January 3, 2019
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