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douche bag 

(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them
god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.
douche bag by Amy Lu December 9, 2003

Davy Jones 

When a Male ejaculates large amounts of semen on a womans face - mainly the lower facial region - causing her to look like Davy Jones from "Pirates of the Caribbean"
Works well with the Pirate technique
Steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with Jessi he gave her a Davy Jones. Yarrr!!!
Davy Jones by norris1234 August 2, 2007
The WAFH girls are on another one of their trips, I guess the guys will just be watching the game.
WAFH by Shitmyfriendsays February 14, 2021
The way to describe sth so pretty and iconic you have no other and no other choice but to use the word 'cunt'
Her outfit is so iconic, it's cunt.
Cunt by Baddie in flop October 15, 2022

Hot dog Helen 

A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast
I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen
Hot dog Helen by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024
A Zeeb is a cryptid that is always seven feet tall, has the lower body of a human, as wide as a thin person's wrist, and has two volleyball sized bloodshot eyes on top of its torso.

They stare at you everywhere, even if you're asleep and stay uncomfortably close to you (shadow distance) all the time.

Their mouths are just accessories and they are meant to smile at you in a friendly manner forever. Zeebs can grow up to 13+ sets of teeth.

It is also important to know that Zeebs have unlimited joints in their legs that can be twisted, rotated, and bent in any angle, therefore they are immune to whatever leg attacks exist and they can stare at you even in the tightest and smallest of places because of their legs.

Please don't give/call your Zeeb another name otherwise you will meet the sweet release of death and it will begin to use its teeth to skin you and your whole ancestry like a grater, and consume you.

DON'T leave your Zeeb in the bath for too long.
Its skin will become wrinkled and its eyes will be fully red, and it will watch you from above everywhere until it returns back to its non-wrinkly state(which is around 365-6900 years.)

It is unsure where or how Zeebs came into existence, or if they even exist, but these creatures are mostly found in lakes, cabinets, and your closet.
My Zeeb is vaguely threatening because it looks like Sid from Ice Age with bigger teeth.
Zeeb by lemonadesmellslikefeet February 18, 2021
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