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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

The place to find the best and most bizarre definitions for regular and inappropriate words.
I'm going to look up ghetto in the Urban Dictionary.

masturboredom 

When what you're jerking off to isn't very arousing.
This porn is masturboring.
I hit some serious masturboredom yesterday browsing.
masturboredom by Plastic Platypus December 20, 2009
The biggest Retard you’ll ever meet. Complete fuck up. And he has a tiny penis.
Noah by Smallman57 June 18, 2020
Also used as oped out.
When the just slammed 50 milligrams of opioids and they started to hit.
Person 1: Dude I feel funny...
Person 2: Prabably because you're oped out!
oped by ooganada April 11, 2024

Ultimatingo 

Ultimatingo: Ulti-meh-ting-gow

A nick name used to describe an individual who is the best at everything when it comes to anything.

This individual is the ultimate and the tingo.

This can be referred to someone who has the attributes of a superhero and is well looked up to in the community.

Other uses of the word Ultimatingo: Ultimataasie (Ulti-ma-tar-sie) this is used to describe an very close friend who displays very similar attributes in personalty and status as the Ultimatingo in the clan or community.

Ultimasweswe (Ultima-swe-swe): The darker version of a Ultimatassie.

Used commonly in Southern Africa
The following are nicknames of individuals who are speaking of or with the Ultimatingo.

Homeslice (Home boy): Ultimatingo! Why such great stride you show in your swagger as you walk, you are such a great and strong man to look up upon.

Poepface (Face of poo): Ultimatingo! You have saved my child from the sin of man! You have brought courage into his heart and soul and rescued him from the spirits of Chalazootra. I bow down to you.

Tslebo Poonaani(Te-sle-bow son of Vagina): Ultimatingo! Why you have pleasured your woman with 999 orgasms in 99 seconds, you my man are a hero and one of a kind!

Ultimatingo: Tslebo Poonaani! You are walking in my stride! You are showing great signs of a Ultimataasie and Ultimasweswe, you have saved 333 apples from the locusts in my harvest. My son you are close to becoming part of the Ultimatingo clan.
Ultimatingo by Ultimatingo3000 September 29, 2011

Sherwood Park 

A giant suburb just East of Edmonton that thinks it's a city. Has a mall, a skate park, a gym, a pub or two, and absolutely nothing else.
Full of white kids with Catholic backgrounds who think they're badass for drinking underage, or smoking near one of the 3 highschools worth mention.
Almost as bad as Ardrossan, but not quite.
A: Look! I got a six-pack from my mom's basement! Let's go hangout by Mac's and get CRUNK!
B: Ok, nothing better to do in Sherwood Park anyway...
Sherwood Park by invisiblah March 26, 2009