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Bootymelon 

Damn, look at the bootymelon on her!" "Ya, I think I like it more than watermelon.
Bootymelon by helovesmybooty February 21, 2011
The sexiest guy in the whole world. This guy is literally gorgeous in every way. Most like to be involved in some sort of physical sport or training and also be involved in the UFC. He may doubt himself often but everyone knows that someone named Michal is perfect.
Person 1: Holy shit did you have sex with Michal?

Person 2: Honey that dick was 7 inches
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Person 1: Wow that kids going places

Person 2: Of course he is, its Michal!
Michal by loversh4rkgirl September 25, 2023

MRBossFTW 

BOSSMAN FUCK THE WORLD OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS
Ned luke: don't believe MRBossFTW!
me: ok i won't
MRBossFTW by bossmanftw May 1, 2020
Idk nichil
nichil by bigman69 November 21, 2022
something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)
- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too
sleep by minyoongisksk October 19, 2018

peepscarf 

A garment worn by female terrorists (musbums), in order for them to travel from country to country while keeping their identity relatively ananymous.
The device was invented in the early eighteenth century by Professor Mustaf Bonjita of Bonjela, to secretly sneak an army of 100,000 into the North-Eastern region of Southern Strepsil.
His attack was succesful, and merged Strepsil with Bonjela, forming what we now know today as "The Middle East".
The exp gained from this also allowed him to become a level 97 mage.
The USA waged war against Bonjita, so he assumed the identity of Jesus Christ, and to this day is referred to as "The People's Champion"
He lives in Australia, and presents a succesful day time tv show.
Ascii representation of the peepscarf
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/ \
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Example: "'scuse me madam, can you remove your peepscarf in order for me to confirm your identity"
peepscarf by Loose McGoose December 28, 2007