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ROFLMAOSHISM 

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Stands for Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Shit Myself

basically another way of say HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEYS THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first one says:

Muffin1- "Zomg its hot in this oven."

Muffin2- "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

Guy listening to joke- "ROFLMAOSHISM thats funny."
ROFLMAOSHISM by Dr. Fuxalot December 9, 2008
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Sack 

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Used to hold all the male juices that you end up accidentaly squirting into a ho's slot machine resulting in social welfare knocking on your door for racking some ho up, making her have a kid!--poor bastard gonna have to pay!
Before death Wilt used his sack to juice on 20,000 ho's. After death his detachable penis found its way to me and I have featured in many porn movies since!
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Crab Legs

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A drink often known as a rock lobster. ordered after mass quanties of liquids and your choice of hot dog/sausage on a bun.
Hey Missy! 3 more of them crab legs!
3 more man? nice one ~handshake~
Crab Legs by Foug March 7, 2004
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Ram 

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Random Access Memory.
We played with the ram before putting it into the computer, hoping we wouldn't statically damage the ($$$) chips. (See ESD)
Ram by Someone else October 15, 2002
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silasing 

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To act weirdly or creepily to an underage person specifically a female underage person
Look at that child predator silasing over there
silasing by anonymous July 1, 2024
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Shylence

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In reference to one's shy silence.
Because of her emotional baggage she was distant quiet and only spoke when spoken to.
He could sense her shylence as she looked ahead and rarely made eye contact with any other pupils.
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