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Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.
Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!
Lumberjack by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Sexy Lola Dance 

n. A dance of boast and seduction performed by a female vamp
(Derived from choreography vamp-ishly executed by the character Lola, a seductress pawn of the devil, originally set to the music of “a little brains, a little talent” in the Broadway musical Damn Yankees!)
Also commonly referred to as Lola Sexy Dance
1. That Ron Pickett does the Lola Sexy Dance a little to well; his ability to pull off feminine flare is unnerving and oddly transfixing.
2. Stop doing a Sexy Lola Dance your seducing me; you conceited pawn of the devil.
3. Damn! That PHAT sexy bitch is one dope MoFo, grind me off some of dat Lola Sexy Dance ho.

assumation

A large gathering of clowns.
-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

PARENTALIATION 

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'
PARENTALIATION by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Cbeebies 

Cringey, mediocre baby television. Since babys don't ever really watch television, it goes down to 12 year olds attempting "If I cringe, the video ends - Cbeebies" videos then uploading them for nothing but feeling good.
"Cbeebies is stupid." said the 12 year old.
Cbeebies by "D*cktionary" December 8, 2020
A male queef
Oh man, I had a dello after banging this girl real hard.
Dello by Bandhand July 4, 2016
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