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Ree-Tard 

A Ree-Tard is somebody so stupid that the normal term 'retard' isn't enough.
This is a person who uses all caps when typing. Ignores punctuation, spelling and sentence structure when posting online.
Ree-Tard's are always off topic, haven't the slightest clue as to what they are doing, and when you point out that they are acting retarded they morph into Ree-Tard's and attack you with misspelled, poorly worded and overly mis -punctuated emails or posts.
God! That Ree-Tard is texting me again!
Ree-Tard by not even mad. June 13, 2010

s.e. portland steambath 

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.
I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.

craptastic 

"that shit is all kinds of craptastic!"
craptastic by drew January 12, 2003

Minnal Murali 

A local superhero who derived his powers after a stroke of lightning rendered him unconscious. He subsequently went on to save his native village from Minnal Shibu, a deranged villain endowed with similar powers.
"The Police officer pulled a real Minnal Murali last day. He saved the city from a dangerous terrorist"
Minnal Murali by Be Nilavara January 6, 2022
Basically when you gg, Malaysian usually say HONGGAN when they gg.
-Honggan la, my mom found out I smoke last night

-WHAT?? YOU GO FUCK WITH YOUR BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND?? HONGGAN LA
HONGGAN by KNNLA March 30, 2021

Boat Race 

When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.
"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."
Boat Race by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014
hey u gained some weight u look like gogla
gogla by david the destroyer June 19, 2018
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